It has been one week since the anointing of King Charles III. King Charles the sausage-fingered.
Sadly, William did not turn up in an Apache helicopter seeking trial by combat in a challenge to the throne, as I had hoped he might. The changing of robes, crowns and carriages was televised with the slow and steady cad…
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